I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
Shitshow foam night was such a success
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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