Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
I am never drinking with the goths again.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
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