Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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