Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
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