Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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