nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
You were trust falling into bushes
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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