I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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