She said her name was "party"
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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