I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
I need water and some morals
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
