you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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