fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
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