I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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