i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
Both the cop and the paramedic were hitting on me while I was on the ambulance. My boob fell out and they just about had full on erections right there. They Came back two hours later to sign my cast with their phone numbers. #stillhotwhilebleeding
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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