did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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