you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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