it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
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