Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
You may now shotgun with the bride
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
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