yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
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