Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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