What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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