just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
Those nachos came to me in a dream
Enjoy the penises
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
Randomize
