wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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