i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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