I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
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