Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
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