IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
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