You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
We were destined to go to rehab together
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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