your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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