The first thing on our $10,000 damage bill was "condoms in the main drain"
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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