I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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