hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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