in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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