Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
Randomize
