I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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