Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
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