He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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