I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
it's not cheating when I paid for it
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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