Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
Randomize
