That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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