She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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