White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
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