Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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