jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
Randomize
