just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
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