My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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