Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
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