is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
and the officer said have you been drinking
and i said NOO SIR.
and he said, I am a woman.
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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