If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
Fuck appropriateness.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
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