So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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