I can't watch pbs sober anymore
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
Dear Derek. I would like to offer my sincerest apology for the 2 to 6 text messages you are about to read. Also for the 15 minute voicemail, which may or may not have sent. Sincerely, Sober Katie
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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